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Anonymous said: Why are people being so mean to you about the dog thing omfg they need a life

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i think all of my anonymous messages are from cats

fuckyeahfatcosplay:

dragon-mistress:

My Maleficent Coronation Gown cosplay is complete! I’ll be finishing the wings later, but for now COMPLETE! 

I’ll be wearing it to Florida Supercon tomorrow and getting shots of it in a botanical garden, so look for photos over HERE

Cosplayer: Lolo’s Wardrobe 

Costume: Maleficent (Coronation Gown)

Series: Maleficent

Photo by: Myself

Link submitted by OP

cocaineteas:

Ok… Work!

5 hours ago9,658 plays

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

tsuki-nekota:

Sammy’s life is hard

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

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crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

sebastiandebeste:

*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

beckerrarebooks:

These color lithographs illustrating amputation are from Jean Marc Bourgery’s monumental Traité complet de l’anatomie de l’homme.  This work was originally published in eight volumes over the course of twenty-three years (1831-1854); Bourgery himself died before it was completed.

The illustrations were done by Nicholas-Henri Jacob, a student of the renowned French Revolution era painter Jacques Louis David.

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid


Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid

Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.