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My name is Sariah. I'm 18. I live in New Mexico. (Not Mexico. It's in The United States guys.) I reblog what I want and if you want a follow back, ask me and I'll check out your blog! :) ENJOY!

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

humanoidhistory:

The planet Earth, July 1969.

humanoidhistory:

The planet Earth, July 1969.

mirabatched:

"He’s arrogant and posh!" - erm…

mirabatched:

"He’s arrogant and posh!" - erm…

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

nerdtheted:

Still from the new Hobbit

nerdtheted:

Still from the new Hobbit

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

clara-the-slytherin-graduate:

I just realized something really sickening about Snape asking Voldemort to kill her James and Harry Potter and spare Lily because he desired her…

Not only would Lily have witnessed the murder of her child (imo one of the most horrible things that you can do to a mother), Voledmort would probably have taken her hostage and given her over to Snape as a sort of property. And I’m pretty sure Snape wouldn’t have objected to that.

kappatain-crunch:

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone